Geronimo Jackson -- Side A and Side B
Geronimo! That's what kids yell when they take a flying leap. The postings in this blog are observations, theories and screwball notions that I have not seen posted on the main The Lost Experience sites and that are too long-winded and half-assed to even think of inflicting on those blogs.
Anyway, here they are...starting with...
What is the significance of Geronimo Jackson? Unclear. However, now that we're more than half way through the Experience, I now realize that very first phone message from the Hanso Foundation used the album to provide an organizing structure for TLE. It might remind us to, as Vincent "Wally" Bole says, "keep who's eye on the prize?" Number, please?
There were five touch-tone options for the voicemail and each option does describe a storyline or act of TLE .
A few of the many questions I can't answer are 1) where is Middelwerk's "constantly updated" employee line? Could it be DJDan? And when will we meet Irene? Or is she already in play?
Option 1--the big picture
(transcript thanks to The Lost Experience Clues and the Alternative Reality Lost Game site and the incredible administrators and commenters who do all the heavy Hanso lifting for lurkers like me!)
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH
Translation: That's all for me tonight. And stay tuned for some news followed by Classic rock from the 60s and 70s including an exclusive recording by Geronimo Jackson's first complete album Magna Carta. Right after some words from our sponsor.
WOMAN’S VOICE: The Hanso foundation is located at 544 Persand Klingbai (?) DK 1604…
STATIC
WOMAN’S VOICE: If you can hear me don’t listen to their lies. This is Persephone. I haven’t got much time, none us do. If you want to know the truth about the Hanso foundation, the real story is in the number. A lie (line) pulled tight enough will always snap under the breaking strain. Use this password on their site… BREAKING STRAIN! They’re coming!
Option 2 -- storyline 1
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: If you stay for a little while longer we'll be right back with side A from Geronimo Jackson's Magna Carta right after these words from our sponsor.
WOMAN’S VOICE: You’ve reached the Offices of Alvar Hanso President and CEO of Hanso Foundantion
STATIC
WOMAN’S VOICE (ECHOING): Where is Alvar Hanso? What have they done with him? Who is in charge here…
Option 3 – storyline 2
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: You just heard side A of Geronimo Jackson's classical album Magna Carta. We will be right back with side B after these messages.
MALE VOICE: You’ve reached the office of Dr. Thomas Vernon Mittelwerk, Sr. VP, COO, and Chief Technologist of the Hanso Foundation. I will be unreachable for the next three weeks. However, for those employees Paik-Heavey Industries, and Widmore Corp. engaged in active projects, I will be continuously updating the confidential information line. Please refer to your project manual for hotline access instructions. Thank You and Namaste.
Option 4--storyline 3
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: If you stay a little while longer you'll get some more uninterrupted music after these words from our sponsor.
MAN’S VOICE, US ACCENT: Hi this is Hugh Macintyre, VP of Communication and director of the Hanso foundation, I will return to the office in two weeks. If you are calling about the inquiry into our Korean offshore project please hang up and contact our legal department. To hear more info about Joop, the world’s oldest orangutan, please refer to our web site at www.thehansofoundation.org. Thank you and Namaste
STATIC
MESSAGE 1: MALE VOICE NORTHERN EUROPEAN ACCENT: Hugh. Thomas. Just got the changes. Good work… we should go ahead and rename the accelerated remote viewing training facilities as well. We should try to put a public face on all this. Call me
MESSAGE 2: WOMAN’S VOICE, SCOTTISH ACCENT: Hugh its Darla. I need to talk to you about Sri Lanka. This just isn’t right.
Option 5 – storyline 4
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: ... news and the weather forecast after these messages.
WOMANS VOICE, US ACCENT: "Hello. You have reached the office of Peter Thompson, VP General Council and Secretary of the Hanso foundation. Mr. Thompson is not available to take your calls. If this is regarding the inquiry into Korean offshore project we must regretfully decline to comment....."
ANGRY MAN, US ACCENT: "Give me the phone Irene. Give me it. This is Peter Thompson. As chief legal officer, I would like to remind you that to make threats against me and my colleagues, or any representative of the Widmore Corp. or Paik-Heavy Industries then these acts are criminal. Make no mistake - we will locate and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law! That’s a promise. Namaste"
Anyway, here they are...starting with...
What is the significance of Geronimo Jackson? Unclear. However, now that we're more than half way through the Experience, I now realize that very first phone message from the Hanso Foundation used the album to provide an organizing structure for TLE. It might remind us to, as Vincent "Wally" Bole says, "keep who's eye on the prize?" Number, please?
There were five touch-tone options for the voicemail and each option does describe a storyline or act of TLE .
A few of the many questions I can't answer are 1) where is Middelwerk's "constantly updated" employee line? Could it be DJDan? And when will we meet Irene? Or is she already in play?
Option 1--the big picture
(transcript thanks to The Lost Experience Clues and the Alternative Reality Lost Game site and the incredible administrators and commenters who do all the heavy Hanso lifting for lurkers like me!)
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH
Translation: That's all for me tonight. And stay tuned for some news followed by Classic rock from the 60s and 70s including an exclusive recording by Geronimo Jackson's first complete album Magna Carta. Right after some words from our sponsor.
WOMAN’S VOICE: The Hanso foundation is located at 544 Persand Klingbai (?) DK 1604…
STATIC
WOMAN’S VOICE: If you can hear me don’t listen to their lies. This is Persephone. I haven’t got much time, none us do. If you want to know the truth about the Hanso foundation, the real story is in the number. A lie (line) pulled tight enough will always snap under the breaking strain. Use this password on their site… BREAKING STRAIN! They’re coming!
Option 2 -- storyline 1
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: If you stay for a little while longer we'll be right back with side A from Geronimo Jackson's Magna Carta right after these words from our sponsor.
WOMAN’S VOICE: You’ve reached the Offices of Alvar Hanso President and CEO of Hanso Foundantion
STATIC
WOMAN’S VOICE (ECHOING): Where is Alvar Hanso? What have they done with him? Who is in charge here…
Option 3 – storyline 2
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: You just heard side A of Geronimo Jackson's classical album Magna Carta. We will be right back with side B after these messages.
MALE VOICE: You’ve reached the office of Dr. Thomas Vernon Mittelwerk, Sr. VP, COO, and Chief Technologist of the Hanso Foundation. I will be unreachable for the next three weeks. However, for those employees Paik-Heavey Industries, and Widmore Corp. engaged in active projects, I will be continuously updating the confidential information line. Please refer to your project manual for hotline access instructions. Thank You and Namaste.
Option 4--storyline 3
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: If you stay a little while longer you'll get some more uninterrupted music after these words from our sponsor.
MAN’S VOICE, US ACCENT: Hi this is Hugh Macintyre, VP of Communication and director of the Hanso foundation, I will return to the office in two weeks. If you are calling about the inquiry into our Korean offshore project please hang up and contact our legal department. To hear more info about Joop, the world’s oldest orangutan, please refer to our web site at www.thehansofoundation.org. Thank you and Namaste
STATIC
MESSAGE 1: MALE VOICE NORTHERN EUROPEAN ACCENT: Hugh. Thomas. Just got the changes. Good work… we should go ahead and rename the accelerated remote viewing training facilities as well. We should try to put a public face on all this. Call me
MESSAGE 2: WOMAN’S VOICE, SCOTTISH ACCENT: Hugh its Darla. I need to talk to you about Sri Lanka. This just isn’t right.
Option 5 – storyline 4
MALE VOICE SPEAKING IN DANISH:
Translation: ... news and the weather forecast after these messages.
WOMANS VOICE, US ACCENT: "Hello. You have reached the office of Peter Thompson, VP General Council and Secretary of the Hanso foundation. Mr. Thompson is not available to take your calls. If this is regarding the inquiry into Korean offshore project we must regretfully decline to comment....."
ANGRY MAN, US ACCENT: "Give me the phone Irene. Give me it. This is Peter Thompson. As chief legal officer, I would like to remind you that to make threats against me and my colleagues, or any representative of the Widmore Corp. or Paik-Heavy Industries then these acts are criminal. Make no mistake - we will locate and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law! That’s a promise. Namaste"
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